Ship the alcohol...

Today fsking SUCKED... peaked at $800, ended at $37. I just took beat after beat after cooler after beat today, and y'know what? I'm starting to forget what it feels like to run good. It last happened like way back in June after I moved to the 55s. Since then it has just been a grind, at something like 5 or 6% ROI. But I'm still alive and the roll grows every month, so all in all I can't complain. When the heater happens, it'll happen. Or it might not, and I might just be doomed to single-digit ROIs for the rest of my days. I'll still make it.



I have 93,534 to go until Supernova, and like 5 mil to go until Aston. I'm going to take a serious shot at getting 5 mil points before the government completely bans online poker, because at least then I could be like "Well, at least I got an ASTON FUCKING MARTIN out of all this." Otherwise it might seem like this whole period of my life was just a weird dream. Actually that pretty much describes most periods of my life but whatev.



I'm too pissed off to write anymore; Ima go have a drink and go to bed. Ship the upswing tomorrow plskthx.

Dirty cash, I need you oh...

THANK YOU POKERSTARS!!! Just when I was having nightmares about having to go back to my "real job", Stars bails my slacker ass out with this gem. So I'm moving the bankroll over and I'm gonna start slaying the shit outta the Stars $114s. If you're a regular there, I apologize in advance for reducing your ROI. I'll make it up to you in lost coinflips HU I'm sure.



So now my goal for the rest of the year is to make Supernova so I can 29% rakeback in Amazon.com gift certificates or Porsches or other such things. It won't be that hard; I did the numbers and it's going to take like 2200 114s by the end of the year. I'm going to start out 4-tabling, and move up to 6 when I get used to the structure, and 8+ once I have enough under my belt to be like 80% confident that I'm beating them.



So, at least for now, I'm still up in this bitch that we call PROFESSIONAL QUALITY UNLIMITED TEXAS HOLD THEM.

I'm out like Mark Foley.

Here's what you should be reading, listening to, and watching.

FUCK THIS SHIT

That is all.